I’m very happy to oblige you with all the relevant info and history of Steve Rogers the Dorito!
1. It starts with this gifset of Steve walking away in the Avengers. Of course we hate to see him leave, but love to watch him go.
2. Then tumblr user karykeion reblogged it with this magnificent tag:
3. The internet immediately sets off to prove this with science. And it does not lie. Sources linked to accordingly below.
Exhibit A (with a real dorito chip)
4. karykeion has since apologized for starting this dorito steve thing. I think we should bake them cookies instead.
You have been offered cookies.
(I’M SORRY IT’S THIS OR PACKING AND THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY)
i’m fucking AGAPE